What if you could hook up twitter to your brain to collect all your thoughts under 160 characters?

Newman's Own pineapple salsa is much sweeter than that organic kind I got last time.
Maybe Glee will redeem television.
I hope it's sunny on Saturday.
What book should I read next?
My roommate made peanut butter cookies! I wonder if she will notice if I take one.
Man. That free haircut service still hasn't gotten back to me
My roommate's mom is in town. Is it awkward that I'm sitting here?
Just got offered a cookie. Delicious.
I wish I were at the Grizzly Bear/Here We Go Magic show now.
The girl from Ponytail is so cute!
Maybe I'll cut my hair off.
I wonder if you could put a peanut butter cookie in a milkshake.
Psychologists should look to twitter to learn more about the human psyche. Free data.
I was just commenting that I rarely see dead animals in NY. Then a dead bird appeared on the patio. Gross.

I've switched to one space between sentences. I have mixed feelings about the change. Part of me feels like a traitor.
A glass of white wine while sitting at the computer. classy.
Computer battery dangerously low.

Ever have one of those moments?

Those 'what the hell?' moments? Yeah. I feel like I get those about 7 times a day now, but last night and today really took the cake.

What the heck am I doing back at the Strand?
back in New York?
living with a stranger again from Craigs List?
trying to fit a full size mattress down the world's steepest and tiniest stair case?
waiting for the free IKEA shuttle at 8:35 when apparently the last one leaves at 8:30 (even though the store closes at 9:00)?
in a subway turnstile with 30 pounds worth of wooden planks haphazardly tucked under my arms?
in an apartment without a microwave?
with less money in my bank account than when I was a student?




















nothing but a pack of cards?

Here we go again...

Packing. I feel like it's all I do. As I might have mentioned in a previous post, since graduating (just last May, mind you--less than a year ago), I've lived in 3 apartments in Brooklyn and 1 house in Takoma Park, Maryland. Monday, I move again. That will be my 5th address in a year, and that's not including the brief stint at home for Christmas or at my friend Alex's before moving into my new digs in DC.

The past four months have flown by in a whirlwind. Amazing internship, amazing people at work. I'm 22, and I've already had my dream job, and now I have to leave it behind. I worked at NPR. NPR! Now, I head back to the Strand bookstore in New York

My dad half jokingly said I should write down my experiences... maybe serialize it or something. It could be partly humorous, but mostly just sad, confusing, anxious, and maybe even a little hopeful. A real bildungsroman, as they say.


and this time around,
one year out of school
hours upon hours spent on Craigs List
six Brooklyn apartments visited in 24 hours
fifty pounds of books to transport
one bed and one desk to buy
one new person to learn how to live with
1280 per month to live on
too many people to leave behind

This is not a poem, but is there still poetry?














Smith Street in Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn -
my new abode

This one's not a sublet though... maybe I'll be there longer than four months... maybe. But then again, what would be the adventure in that? To settle or to stay transient and prone to every passing whim and overwhelming fancy?

Financial like Whoa!

Scrolling through the postings on Media Bistro, I can’t help but notice that about 70% of the ‘job’ postings are actually for unpaid internships, 20% require at least five years of experience in the relevant field, and the other 10% seem too sketchy to possibly be legitimate.

I fully realize that times are tough now. Many companies are laying off people by the hoards and replacing them with 19 year old unpaid interns. I am by no means an economic expert, but I wonder how things are ever going to get better if people keep getting laid off from work. Seems to me like more people having no money will lead to a worse economic situation, which will in turn lead to more lay offs, etc.

What the heck is a recent college graduate to do? Join a commune? Run away with the circus? Continue taking unpaid internships until he/she has that five years of experience (all while struggling to keep a crap minimum wage job and babysitting during the non-existent free time?

Can I run away to Sweden yet? Do you have any better ideas?

Technology... and the death of the modern metereologist

While I still have the same cell phone I had when I was 15, I realize the times are a'changin'. i-phones and blackberries seem almost ubiquitous these days to the extent that I sometimes find myself thinking I possess a phone that is capable of such useful features as Google Maps. From time to time, I find myself a bit turned around, and actually pull out my cell phone only to realize that it can't help me.

It seems like these i-phones could actually be useful though. What if, for instance, there were an i-phone app about the weather that allowed for user input. Upon walking outside, something on your phone could pop up where you select the current weather conditions: light rain, thunder and lightening, foggy, clear, etc. Just a quick check list with weather conditions. The i-phone could then supply weather updates online that were up-to-date and accurate about your exact location. No more will you log on to weather.com and see something ridiculous like 70% chance of rain only to walk outside and see that it is actually raining.

Resurrection, take one

As posted originally on Facebook: the dreaded 25-things-about-me-you-may-not-know list:

1. I regularly make lists of my top ten favorite people just so I can track how my preferences change over time.

2. I've been to Iceland. twice.

3. I like to eavesdrop on people in public spaces. Sometimes I wear headphones for no reason just to make it look like I am not listening.

4. I once bit my orthodontist's hand when she was messing around with my braces. I played it off as an accident, but let's be honest: you'd have some pent up frustrations, too, if you had had braces for seven and a half years.

5. I am kind of in love with Ira Glass, and when I found out he lived in New York (while I was also living there), I started carrying around a resume with me wherever I went... just in case I ran into him. (I also sent him an email in college, asking him to be our commencement speaker. Just to make things easier for him, I attached mapquest directions from Chicago to Winston-Salem.)

6. I am extremely ticklish… to the point that I will inadvertently injure myself or others to get away from the assault.

7. I lived in six different places in 2008.

8. I've never had a boyfriend. nope. not even in second grade. not even for a week.

9. I dreamt I was a lesbian. twice. But even in those dreams, it was clear that my heart was not in it.

10. I had to take a hunting safety class in order to graduate from high school.

11. I only shower every other day, and I'd probably shower less often if it were socially acceptable. As much as I love how hot water feels on my skin, I hate being wet and cold after it's done. On a related note, after taking showers in the dark for a couple of years (because I heard it improves your coordination), I now shower by candlelight.

12. I didn't drink a single beer until after I was 21.

13. When I was about 8, I became a brownie because I was under the impression that I'd get to bake the cookies and eat as many as I could stand to eat. I quit a week later when I found out that was not the case.

14. I seriously hate the question, "What's up?" and will inevitably always say, “Oh… nothing much” because I just have no figured out how to respond to it. Anything is better: “How are you?” “What have you been up to?” etc.

15. I worry that my former self would see my current self as crazy while simultaneously worrying that I used to be crazy. This is a confusing affair.

16. I was so violently ill one morning on my way to Sweden that I literally pooped in my pants because the ONLY restroom at the train station was occupied for at least the 25 minutes I spent waiting desperately outside the door. Despite my setback, I still somehow made it to Sweden that day, and spent the rest of the weekend biking and canoeing around the countryside.

17. Although I am typically an easy-going and mellow individual, I actually really like to argue and have something to get pissed off about.

18. I avoid swearing at all costs. I know it’s weird. It’s just one of those things that stuck with me. I think this relates in some ways to my enormous guilt complex.

19. I am very much annoyed that plaid has taken off so much because it makes me feel like a poser or a tool whenever I wear it (which is about 4 days a week since I have no money to shop).

20. I have not worn makeup since 7th grade. I know it makes me look young, but I guess I feel like as long as I look younger than I am, I don't have to act like an adult yet. (same logic applies to how I dress.)

21. I take comfort in the routine, the familiar, and the predictable. One of my favorite things is knowing someone so well that I can predict what outfit they will wear for any given occasion.

22. I can't read in my room... or do anything productive for that matter. It's not a problem if I'm in other peoples' rooms... just my own. It's a weird psychological thing. My room is for sleeping and watching movies. That's pretty much it... and composing my identity on facebook of course.

23. I got food poisoning at Disney World when I was 10 from a bad hot dog. That, and a trip to Myrtle Beach once were literally the ONLY two vacations my family ever went on... and I loathe Myrtle Beach.

24. I have made it a life goal to read all six volumes of Proust's masterpiece, In Search of Lost Time

25. I judge people based on what kind of music they listen to, how they dress, how loudly they speak, what kind of shoes they wear, and how much tv they watch. That said, if I like someone, I let things slide for them that I would condemn in someone I didn't like. I know it's bad to be judgemental, but I enjoy it too much to stop it.